Class

As you know, mq is not in class today...damn noisy, man!!the mr ong is like so act cool, dun do anythingy, juz walk around. lol. then davis wanted to capture some pictures and put on his blog...borrowed remus's handphone and was confiscated by the relief teacher: mr ong. mwhahaha!!!remus: 活该!!davis said he wanted to 勾引mr ong to get back the handphone...sat at the teacher's table for the 1st time and mr ong greeted me afternoon and i greeted back. then mr ong 摆 pose on the table, think tat himself is so 帅，*puke*.hahaha, think tat davis and remus are in trouble!!double trouble!!both of them 活该!hahaha!!btw, remus's grp got 22贴纸，we got 20贴纸...*sad*bb le go watch tv le...^^

In the computer lab 2

lalala...in the computer lab 2. mq not in sch today!!freaked out!!then juz finished the survey by the sch...remus's chinese grp got 22 stickers le...we only got 20...bad!!^^

Sunny and Windy Day

Dididada...today is a sunny and windy day, went to hav a haircut, now the hair a bit short, finish the hw and writing the autograph book(siying's)...btw, mum is 3 mths pregnant...*happy*goin to hav sb to fight with!!^^juz to tell u a secret...our grp got 18 stickers le...tats all, gtg and bathe le...bye!!See ya in sch tomorrow!^^

Saturday

Today is another normal Saturday, go for Maths Olympiad, then go online. Nth better to do except for doing sch hw and writing in the autograph book. The autograph book right, Davis very "bian tai" leh, he wrote japanese as jar-penis!Then say a lot of bad things of somebody, the mr you-noe-who...zx wrote in her blog's tagboard, saying tat its better we dun put tat restricted thingy into our blog, coz l8r sb didn receive the invitation, so cannot go to see the blog, then the blog created for wat????better listen up, esp. those who put the restricted thingy: You think of other ppl first b4 you put the restricted thingy, ok?On Monday is the last day of June!!!!Yipee!! ½ a year is gone, and PSLE is drawing nearer and nearer...So, choing for PSLE!!Byes, nid to do hw and pratice oral le...see ya!!^^

Last few days...

Ok, lets start with Wednesday. We had Art lesson and it was back to Ms Adila to teach us...and nid to bring tracing paper. Promise Siying to buy one for her...but forgot le^^Sry la Siying.

We had a talk on Thursday. Love Mrs Ho's voice + wat Mr Pek and Mrs Ho had said. True enough, like wat Mr Pek had said, life is like a bed of roses, although roses are nice, but we can't pluck them, as we get pricked once we touch them, we nid to use special equipment to pluck them. And I believe, all teachers and our parents are behind us!!!!WORK HARD FOR PSLE!!It is our last exam in primary school, so let us giv our best shot!!!Agree??=)Then went tuition, Emil said he vomited blood<--fake one la. Then, coincidentally, he was wearing a red shirt, so u noe wat i said?"Omg, Emil, u vomited blood on your shirt!!"Then everyone laughed. btw, tat joke was a cold one. Today is Friday, the most "sian" day of the week.btw, our chinese grp got more stickers than Remus's grp le!!!mwahahahahahahaha. Note to Remus's grp:we will get the pizza b4 ur grp will!!!!!!!i swear!!! Nid to do loads and loads and loads and loads of hw and had to go to the SAME tuition as Jun Ying lor...haiz...got to run for tuition le, now is abt 5pm le. kkaes, i promise u i will post again tomorrow, maybe la...^^

Long time nvr blog...

Hello, I am back from the enormous pile of homework from school and parents...hmmm. so lets begin from where i stopped in the previous post...so i went to the bk fair and bought only 1 bk back...tat was so lame...so during the holidays, i went tuition, went online to chat, do hw...aiya, juz no time to update tis blog. abt a week ago, mq asked me and davis our blog, so we told him la!! then mq checked on davis's blog, then told him not to include his name in his blog. so, he went back and change the name of his blog...which i think you may noe, if not, i am not telling too...

Then, on sunday, went out a whole day-to the church then to popular<--the biggest popular[i think is in city hall...]and bought a number of books back. well, mq found out the class blog...wat should we do?of coz, the best way is to delete it!!!DELETE IT!!!!u hear me!!!pls support me-write yr comments in the tagboard[once i get ten positive votes<--to delete the class blog, i will delete it!!!]yipee!! Btw, does anyone noes how to allow only some ppl to visit yr blog?pls help!!!Just to mention, last Saturday, I went to RGS to hav a competition...then a tour around the sch, sooooooooooo big!!but too bad, i hav no intention to go there nxt year, haha!!=)then nygs(pri)won the first prize, coz they got two winners-zhang boyu and another one... Yeah!!Hooray!!Finally school reopen le, I love school!!!!Can't wait to see my frenz...except for some...today oso not a bad day before...tat 'R' person spoilt my day...Alston changed grp le, then chinese lessons, he shld be in my grp 1 lor. Then he answered corect 1 question, then actually the sticker is ours one lor...then remus said no lor...so bad!!!see his appearance quite nice, but deep inside is such a bad person<--no offence, 'R' person.Alston oso said he is a so*e los**

This few days not a lot of hw la...but got a lot of letters-like one today on the term three and the drama competition thingy...haiz...sometimes I feel tat time pass so fast. By the time I realise, it's 9/10 o'clock liao!!And we did a target thingy for ourselves and mq started the 30-days the you-noe-wat programme, and we started the 1-week singing thingy. Btw, tis morning in assembly, mq stood beside me during the singing of national anthem, after it ended, mq said i should join the choir, i dun get his meaning...hehe, i a little bit out of mind these days...
Alright, tis is I think the longest English post I hav ever typed...sry for taking up yr time!!sry!!hav a good day/night and CHOING FOR PSLE!!!bye bye!!^^

Bookfair

Went to book fair yesterday and saw Zi Jun there!^^then went to have a free eye test...hmmm...father said maybe consider buying a machine tat helps u to improve on yr eyes...yipee...zeng yu said tat although we didn won the drama competition, we still won a prize, think it is a consolation prize...nvm anyway oso gt win...lol...^^ tats all for today...see ya!!^^

Saw Remus Koh at Mc'Donalds

Ermmm...ok, lets start from the very beginning...my cousin came to my house. so, it was lunchtime when he reached here...so, u noe...u noe...he treated us to a meal at mc'donalds[dun noe correct or nt]so, we went down, when we reached mc'donalds, i was dreaming...then my bro shouted,"remus koh!"so i looked around, remus koh was juz in front of me!! it was quite funny tat time, i saw him, he was standing at the door there, then i wanted to go in[i was in front]. so i stared at him for 1 seconds. he like kinda sort...then we went to second floor to eat, there was a reserved place for bdae party, i think...u noe wat i am thinking...or maybe he was there for other reasons...nvm...byes!!^^

Boring Saturday

*yawn*today is another boring day...dunno wat to do now, except for the assessment books and holiday hw...btw, happy bdae to debbie ko[if u noe who she is]^^byes...tis is a very short and lame post, i had to agree...lol...

At home

Now at home...muz do hw...hehe, holiday hw only left 7 compre oe questions and a sci[eagle] bk. mwahahahaha...i so pro...not as pro as somebody, who had already finished all the hw[remus, xin wei etc.]nth gd to write abt. but...HAPPY B'DAE TO FENG ZHUO AND ALSTON!!!
Happy birthday to them,
Happy birthday to them.
Happy birthdat to FZ and Alston!!!
Happy birthday to them!!!!!!
^^

Boredom

Boredom has taken over...*yawn*...haiz...now my father not feeling at home sleeping...mother out to work...how can a pregnant woman go to work?? Let's see, if my mother gives birth, again, in 2009[prediction], the difference in age between me and my youngest sibling will be 12 years!!! cant believe, right?? well, i can. haiz...later can go to bk fair!!yeah!!yipee!!^^gtg to do hw and sleep first...byes!!!!!!^^

Tuition

Just came back from tuition...vry sian lor!!i finished the maths's andrew er's bk first[if u noe], tats a happy thingy. but then, reuben tan[if u noe], the nerdest boy[in my opinion] kept on saying me, of course i said back him, i am nt stupid.then i saw in the corner of my eyes: a bk tat teaches u japanese. so i took it down and u guess wat, juz as i recording down my name, to borrow the bk from my tuition teacher, reuben go and snatch it away, we argued abt it before he snatched the bk[he had his eyes on tat bk, of course la!]so the tuition teacher found us noisy, then we got scolded, but he got the advantage: reading the bk and use foul language to scold me[i dun noe japanese, btw]wat the ****! but, i gt the advantage too, he knelt down before me and begged me to lend him the bk, mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! although he knelt for a while only, but it was fun seeing he kneel, u will nvr noe wat happen there, unless u are leo, carrie, shannon[dun noe if correct or nt], eileen, reuben and me, of course!!then in sch, me and zi wei thought tat today without remus in class, we a bit, mind you, A BIT! miss him, coz no laughter...haiz...if only 5/6 caring is together forever...
tats all for this post...bye...cya in the nxt one tmr!!!^^

邪门的测验

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邪门的心理测试邪门的心理测试，不过有高达98%的准确率，不信试试！很诡异喔!! 我已经试过了,很准,真的很准,至少很符合我现在的情况！
人格测验 : 每一个人只能够许一个愿望 ...... 试试看 , 可是千万不要作弊 , 不要先看结论 ! 你会对你的答案感到非常讶异 . 我们的脑海就像是一个降落伞一样 ;当它在於开放的状态下就能够达到更好的运作 . 这是非常有趣的 ,但是你必须百分之百的遵守所有的指示 . 千万不要作弊哦!~~~ 　　
*** 在开始本测验之前请先许一个愿望吧*** 　　
注意 ! 请依照顺序来回答本问卷 .一共只有4个问题 ,但是如果你在回答之前先偷看了结论 , 　　你就无法得到真正诚实的答案 . 　　
现在请慢慢的阅读并且回答 . 　　
不要事先偷看。 　　
请准备笔和纸来写下你的答案 . 　　
在於问卷的最后你将会须要它来解读你的人格。
这是一个非常诚实的问卷 ,它将会告诉你许多关於你真正的自我的事情 . 　　************************************************************* 　　
请将以下的5种动物 , 依你对它们喜爱的顺序排列: - 母牛 - 老虎 - 绵羊 - 马 - 猪- 　　************************************************************* 　 　
请在於以下的每一句话之后写出一个你对於它所感觉的形容词 : - 狗 - 猫 - 老鼠 - 咖啡 - 海 　　************************************************************* 　　
请想一些人 (这一些人必须认识你 , 并且对你来说是非常重要的人)请将这一些人与以下的颜色联想在一起(不要重复名称或颜色) 每一个人只能和一个颜色联想而已 .
- 黄色 - 橘红色 - 红色 - 白色 - 绿色 　　************************************************************* 　　
最后 , 请写下你的幸运号码以及一个星期中你最喜欢的日子。 　　************************************************************* 　　
你已经写好了吗 ? 请确定你所写出的答案是你内心真正的感受 这是你最后的机会来作出任何的变更. 现在请看以下的解说 :但是在阅读之前请再度许下你之前所许的愿望 . 下面是答案哦,准备好了没有啊?? 　　
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这将会解说你心目中许多重要事件的顺位 : 牛 , 代表事业. 老虎 , 代表自信. 绵羊 , 代表爱情. 马 , 代表家庭. 猪 , 代表金钱 　　************************************************************* 　　
你对於狗的形容词就是形容你自己本身的人格. 你对於猫的形容词就是形容你的伴侣的人格 . 你对於老鼠的形容词就是形容你的敌人的人格 . 你对於咖啡 的形容词就是形容你对於性的看法 . 你对於海的形容词就是形容你对於你自己本身的人生的看法 . 　　************************************************************* 　
黄色 : 这是一位你永远不会忘记的人 . 橘红色 : 这是一位你永远可以当他为 真正的朋友的人 . 红色 : 这是一位你真正深爱的人 . 白色 : 这一位是你灵魂的双胞胎 . 绿色 : 这是一位你终身难忘的人 . 　　
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你的幸运数字的数就是要发给别的贴吧的数。然后你的愿望就会在一个星期内,你最喜欢的那一天实现` 做完要回帖！！！否则将事与愿违！！！！！！！！祝你成功！！！！^^

100句最经典的话

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100句最经典的话[抄我表弟的xD]
1.人的一生就象在拉屎,有时你已经很努力了可出来的只是一个屁.
2.小时侯，我家里很穷，没钱买自行车，我只好每天打的上学。初中的时候，因为我成绩太突出，学校领导留我多读了两年。初中毕业后，高中的校长觉得我很有前途，就多收了我三万。高三的时候，班主任认为我已经有独立生存的能力，于是让我退了学。
3.某鲜花店的广告：今曰本店的玫瑰售价最为低廉，甚至可以买几朵送给太太。
4.我和超人的唯一区别是把内裤穿在里面了！
5.避孕的效果：不成功，便成“人”。
6.我不是随便的人！但随便起来就不是人！
7.虽然你是暴牙！别自悲，暴牙很好！暴牙可以刨地瓜，下雨可以遮下巴，喝茶可以隔茶渣，野餐可以当刀叉，你说暴牙是不是顶呱呱！
8.家庭顺治、生活康熙、人品雍正、事业乾隆、万事嘉庆、前途道光、财富咸丰、内外同治、千秋光绪、万众宣统！
9.我是一颗葱，站在风雨中，谁敢拿我沾大酱，X他老祖宗！走过南~闯过北~厕所后面喝过水，火车道上压过腿，还和傻子亲过嘴。上过山、打过虎~少林寺上练过武，左青龙，右白虎，拿克林顿当二百五，还拿释迦摩尼喂老虎！金字塔上跳过舞,耶稣头上打过鼓.
10.我身在江湖,江湖却没有关于我的传说!
11.关于丁字裤：以前，脱下内裤看屁股；现在，拔开屁股看内裤……
12.走别人的路,让别人无路可走!
13.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇, 前途一片光明,而我却找不到出路.
14.浑人落魄江湖行，东西南北分不清。撞到墙角浑不觉，躺在地上数星星!
15.听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起来，我竟然穿了同样的衣服11年！
16.宿舍的弟兄决定对舍友实施以下惩罚：让其抱着贴满老中医广告的电线杆，饱含热泪充满深情的大声呐喊：我的病终于有救了啊！
17.插人家洞的是插头，有洞被人家插的是插座！
18.三过男厕所而不入！
19.老鼠从不浪费晚上的时间，而我们人类却浪费了每天的三分之一
20.“什么叫乐观派的人？”“这个……就像茶壶一样，屁股都烧得红红的，他还有心情吹口哨！”
21.宁愿相信世间有鬼，也不相信男人那张破嘴！
22.现在最“损”人的一句话是：“你真太有才了呀”
23.没有人值得你流泪，值得你流泪的人不会让你流泪！
24、男人靠的住，母猪能上树。
25、当大学从我身上下来，提着裤子说：你可以走，但青春必须留下，此刻才恍然大悟不是我上大学而是大学上了我！
26、其文五百年不朽，其人一千年不朽，一千年以后，世界末日，什么都朽了。
27、有人向我挑战说：你放马过来。我不回话，只是疾弛而去，然后马后炮打倒他。
28、所谓长大，就是你知道那是什么事，所谓成熟，就是你知道后故意说不知道。
29、工作要做到“被饭催”，而不是“等饭吃”。这样才及格。
30、知道看人背后的，是智者和唯美主义者，知道背后看人的，是奸雄。
31、胆小的伪君子把白的说成灰的；胆大的伪君子把黑的说成灰的，颠倒黑白最成功的不是颠倒黑白，而是没有了黑白。
32、铁杵能磨成针，但木杵只能磨成牙签，材料不对，再努力也没用。
33、笨人的可怕之处并不在其笨，而在起自作聪明。
34、小便后忘记拉上拉链，你就是中年人了；小便前忘记拉下拉链，你就是老年人了。
35、洗澡是屁股享福，脑袋吃苦；看电影是脑袋享福，屁股吃苦，听你讲话是脑袋、屁股都吃苦。
36、网上自古无娇娘，残花败柳一行行，偶有几对鸳鸯鸟，也是野鸡配色狼。
37、怎么维持身材呢？暴饮暴食。
38、学问之美，在于使人一头雾水；诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨；女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔；男人之美，在于说得白日见鬼。
39、你瞧你吧！看背影急煞千军万马；转过头吓退百万雄师。
40、戳瞎眼睛拔光头发泼一脸的硫酸敲掉牙齿割掉舌头做成人棍，包括MM一起切除。
41、如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了。
42、宁可让中国没有一个处男，也不能让曰本有一个处女。
43、男人长的帅有个屁用呀？到银行能用脸刷卡吗？
44、你唱歌绝对不会把狼引来，真的——你只会把狼吓跑。
45、在街上看美女，目光高一点就是欣赏，目光低一点就是流氓。
46、他的刀是冷的，剑是冷的，心是凉的，血是冷的，靠，这人不死了吗？
47、真的不想在做了——因为铁杵已经磨成了“绣花针”了。
48、东风吹、战鼓擂、美人醉、盼君回、捷报飞、壮士归。
49、手来手断、脚来脚断、脑袋来了西吧烂。
50、聊天诚可贵，网费价更高，若为睡觉故，二者皆可抛。
51、上网不聊天，气死活神仙。
52、此人已死、有事烧纸。
53、天马流星拳——庐山升龙霸——凤翼天翔——钻石星尘——星云锁链——还不死的话请留言。
54、师傅正在组织专项会议研究到底要清炖白骨精还是红烧。
55、迎风淌眼泪、撒尿嗤脚背。
56、人老皮肉松、干啥啥不中。
57、妈妈教小孩子小便，一拉链、二掏出、三往后拉、四尿尿、五往前推、六放回进去，七拉链。小男孩长大了！有一天她妈妈在外面听到他在里面喊“三、五；三、五”。
58、人生不能像做菜、把所有的料都准备好才下锅。
59、恐惧让你论为囚犯。希望让你重获自由。
60、正是女人对商场的爱，才使商场变得越来越精彩。女人是商场的救星，每个商场的门口都应该用最大的字留：感谢女人。
61、低头要有勇气，抬头要有底气。
62、不怕被人利用，就怕你没用。
63、好脾气是一个人在社交中所能穿着的最佳服饰。
64、有时候，我们对别人的小恩小惠感激不尽，却对亲人一辈子的恩情视而不见。
65、只知刚的人，难免会被折断；只有柔的人，到头来终是懦夫。
66、别看我不美，我拿你照样当土匪，别看我不肥，我拿你照样当棒槌。
67、我不在乎你有没有钱，我只在乎你有没有前途。
68、美人便秘时，与常人无二，话虽然损了点，毕竟也是人家的心声啊。
69、再完美的身材，在不爱她的人的眼里，也是一种解调侃的作料。
70、小树不修不成材、小孩不打不成器。
71、积累久了，可能的导致爆发；而爆发久了，都可能导致崩溃。
72、对上要恭、对下要威、对同级要含而不露。
73、再难再苦，就当自己是二百五，再难再险，就当自己是二皮脸。
74、你说你落后个脑袋还戴个前进帽。
75、炮轰的脑袋还梳个雷劈的缝。
76、我不会讲话，一见人多就结结巴巴，像羊拉屎一样，不合你的味道请多多包涵。
77、上晓天文，下晓地理，中晓儿科，知阴阳，懂八卦，运筹于帷幄之中，决策于千里之下。
78、前骷髅后玄武，左青龙右白虎。
79、解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是编故事。
80、远看青山绿水，近看兹牙裂嘴。
81、不知不觉时间已匆匆，人生往往活在后悔中。
82、蜡炬成灰泪始干，化做春泥我会更胡花。
83、今日不为打狗英斗士，明日竟沦为八卦难民。
84、光说不练假把势、真材实料真功夫。
85、懂得用错误的答案来证明自己对色情是清白的。
86、男人不醉，女人怎么有小费；女人不醉，男人怎么有机会；女人男人都不醉，宾馆哪会有人睡。
87、非常大男子主义，“非常大”正是根据我的某个器官特制而量身定做的。
88、商女不知亡国恨、妓女不懂婚外情。
89、其实很多人说我像粱朝伟，我不愿意承认，因为我觉得做人要做出特色，我还是觉得我长的比较像木村拓哉
90、我是个和尚，我的任务是把爱分给众生。
91、你拿了我的定海神针，海底失去平衡，害得我们只能移民上岸边。
92、到了山顶才发现，错误的路和正确的路就差那么几步的距离。
93、不蒸馒头争口气行吗？
94、我吃的盐比你吃的米还多呢？那是你口重；我过的桥比你走的路还多呢？那是你懒的动。
95、忍一忍风平浪静、退半步海阔天空。
96、我没事，十三太保金钟罩，练的就是屁股。
97、人生自古谁无死，阿哥拉屎不用纸。
98、就这样让你舒服，脱下你穿的内裤。
99、乐观者在灾祸中看到机会，悲观者在机会中看到灾祸。
100、生气是那别人的错误来惩罚自己。
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School...

Hello to whoever is reading this blog now.^^ Today was a normal day, had to wake up at 07 00 to do hw , then at 08 00 nid to go to sch, then at 12 00 eat lunnch, then now at 16 00 go tuition, juz went to see some optical illusions at http://www.optillusions.com/. Go and see it if u are free.^^ Btw, do anyone noes how to add hit counters or bg music into the blog, or maybe the clock? I tried but cant work at all!!!:'(Helppppppp la!! Still got loads of hw to do...haiz...bye! gtg for tuition le...cya in the nxt post...^^