CCA

178th

Oh ya.
Yesterday after CCA, the seniors told some stupid lame jokes. Here are some of them.
A man took a rifle, the rifle can only shoot one metre long. But the man shot something 10m away from him, how did he do it?
Ans: The rifle was 9m long.
Haha, lame joke indeed...
Part2,
a man took a shot and captured ten birds on a tree, how did he do it?
Ans: he took a picture of them.
Haha, it was like so...
A frog can fly, why?
Cause' it ate a helium balloon.<--that wasnt really lame, the lame part is below.
A snake can fly, why?
Cause it ate the frog.
An eagle can fly, why?
You must have guessed that it ate the snake, but...
it is that an eagle has wings!!
Diaoz...-_-
Last one,
A girl told her mother one day when she got home, " I was raped."
Her mother scolded her, "我不是跟你说如果他要动你的上面，就说“不要”。如果他要动你的下面，就说“停”。"
The girl replied, "可是他两个都一起动，所以我说“不要停，不要停！”"
Haha, that was like a bit perv la...
Anw, today has CCA and 蔡老师 is not here today!
Weekend is near...
Sunday is near...
Good Friday is near...
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